Thursday, September 20, 2007

get away from her, you bejeweled freak...

This picture is killing me for about 600 reasons. We have Gavin not touching Swiss Miss, wandering through the wind wondering when someone's going to show up and tell them what's next, right past Dede, her stole, her pointy wicked witch shoes and her ONE necklace talking to CBig.
MY CBig!
With her cute little reporter's notebook, no doubt waiting for Dede to say something interesting or kind or, oh, I don't know, perhaps smart. I've got a feeling my girl's got a sniffly nose this morning, because she'd have to wait in the wind a long time for that shit...

19 comments:

nancy said...

I thought you might be interested to know that I saw Swiss Miss walking in Union Square towards the new Barneys yesterday. She was alone, impeccably dressed and made up in a blue dress, and much prettier than her pictures. Bitch. ;)

Anonymous said...

that wasn't swiss miss. it was Beth.
Bitch

That Chick said...

WHOA! There is a time and place for cat fights and I happen to be having a BBQ on Saturday...you're all invited of course.
Anon 1:52 backup and backout quietly before you are shown the door. This isn't really the forum for you, but I hear gymboree is hiring maybe you can get some attention there.

Seriously, don't take what Beth types seriously you will live longer.

Ugh!

bigger bitch said...

That must have been a daytime hooker, I mean..yes it WAS Swiss Miss.
Gavin looks so bored in that picture. Bet he can't wait to get home and have phone sex with Brittanie.
Bye Bye Jennifer!

Anonymous said...

CBig would have to wait much longer for Swissy to say something kind or remotely interesting. At least Dede owns up to being a total bitch.

Jess Drake said...

GOD, the complete absence of physical chemistry between Gavin and Swiss Miss is PAINFUL. I would just die of exasperation if I had to witness it in real life.

Gavin needs a personality transplant STAT and get himself a real girlfriend.

Anonymous said...

I bet every time Gavin looks at Jennifer he wishes she was ten years younger.
Meow!

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