Monday, August 27, 2007

oh dignan, say it ain't so...

Word on the street (internet) is that Owen Wilson tried to kill himself yesterday.
Apparently, after downing some pills he slit his wrists.
Jesus Christ.
Owen? My favorite Wilson? What could possibly be so horrible that you'd deprive the world of Bottle Rocket 2? His publicist is issuing a statement later today. I predict "rehab" which is code for looney bin...

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Maybe with Kate Hudson giving him his walking papers, he was distraught.. either that or he just go the script to the sequel to "Shanghai Knights"...

Or maybe hes just a cutter and needs an after school special to remind him thats a bad thing.

Anonymous said...

Nope, that's not it. His cry for help was birth from Spots failing to publicly acknowledge him and his hotness as she does Gavin. He's simply suffering from 'Spots love me' syndrome. Sad.

Becky said...

Rehab fixes everything. Just look at how much it has helped Linsey...

Josh said...

Isn't it funny how you used to be in the nut house and now I'm in jail?
Dignan in Bottle Rocket