I don't know how I'm not supposed to comment on this article about an Arkansas family who just gave birth to their 17th child. All 17 children have names that begin with the letter "J", probably for Jesus or Judgement or J'stupid. The mom's name is Michelle. And the dad's name, not surprisingly, is Jim Bob.
That's right. Jim Bob.
Michelle, poor thing, has been pregnant for 10.5 years on her life. Isn't that like an elephant's gestation period? Oh, and they want to have more. Because that's just what Arkansas needs.
Who do we blame for this travesty? The Bible?
You know how every family has a fuck up? Some kind of random kin can't get their shit together and constantly let everyone down? (I know. If you can't figure out who it is, it's you. Er, me.)
You got 17 kids, at least 5 of them will end up in jail. Odds wise.
Joshinda's going to be pregnant by the time she's 11.
Jeffrie's already hurting small animals.
Christ, I think we all know little Jedidiah is a secret cutter...