Okay, Gavin can not date Daphne "Melrose Ho" Zuniga, if for no other reason than she has an "Ask Daphne" section of her website.
What. The. Fuck.
Hey, I got a question. Dear Daphne, where the hell have you been since 1993?
And what the hell is a kindness gallery?
I don't know about you, but mercury poisoning sounds contagious. And I don't eat fish, so, you know, I'm clean.
Stop toying with me, Gavin. You're making me crazy.
The following video accurately captures my feelings for Gavin. I must insist that you watch it in it's entirety. This, folks, is what's called 'selling it.' And this is what I plan to perform outside of City Hall until Gavin has me arrested. Enjoy...