Tuesday, June 05, 2007

not about death...

Attention San Francisco!
Gavin finally accepted me as his MySpace friend.
I have no idea what the hold up was, but I’m glad we’re officially internet friends. I feel like that was the final barrier keeping us apart. Anyway, I finally got around to checking out his highly boring, snoozer political, Chris Daly-bashing page when I saw it.
“In a relationship.”
For those that don’t know, if you list your MySpace status as “In a relationship,” it means you’re pretty much married and expecting triplets.
Why he chose to use his “Oh my god, I’m running for Mayor, be my MySpace friend” page as the place to announce this ridiculous mistake is beyond me. He certainly didn’t take the time to fill out any other personal info, aside from that fact that his hero is Bobby Kennedy and he’s a Libra. He didn’t even include his favorite movies (Jerry Maguire/Office Space/Titanic) or make up a list of his favorite books (The Bible/War and Peace/Esquire) so why, God why must he announce his fake, talentless girlfriend?
I’m sure Swiss Miss made him do it by insisting that her myriad of girlfriends (you know, because she’s such a girl’s girl/gal’s gal/slow’s slow) required official conformation of this sham of a union.
And nothing, I repeat, NOTHING is more official than MySpace…

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

OMG, they moved you to Gavin's #1. HILARIOUS!!!!!

Becky said...

I am a Libra too.

Anonymous said...

Beth, its a pay as you go relationship, remember when he was with that Milos woman they went to some far off planet and about three weeks later he dumped her arse.
Right now, Genypher can afford to ply Gavin with greenbacks when she runs out of moola he'll move on like he always does. Plus, I heard they didn't do anything in Hawaii but stay in seperate beds because she has some STD or is it Gavin with the STD...well its a chicken or egg kinda deal with Gavin. So as long as Genypher can afford his blue ties and "counseling sessions with his specialist Brittanie" she is supposedly his official girlfriend until September when Brit Brit turns 21.

Anonymous said...

i saw swiss miss cruising the marina today. boo.

Anonymous said...

why is it set to private?

Anonymous said...

it's all a ploy to make him look respectable, rather than his true pussy chasing, coked out, drink filled self. It's an election year baby...all bets are off..higher office baby..
I suppose Swiss Miss gives him a boner on some level? He's easy and she's stupid, blonde and rich. I'm starting to sound like h. brown and I'm damn proud..pass that thing over here

Anonymous said...

I think GCN's net worth is pretty substantial. He doesnt need her money. Maybe its true love

Anonymous said...

Gavin might have a bunch of money somewhere in the depths of some vault somewhere but, while he's playing Mayor of SF he can't touch it ergo Jen must ponie up the monies for his campaign, his blue tie fetish, hair gel supply, and whatever else he says "he neeeds". What is truly pathetic is that Jen thinks it is perfectly normal to pay someone to be her boyfriend, even if he is a millionaire.