Attention San Francisco!
Gavin finally accepted me as his MySpace friend.
I have no idea what the hold up was, but I’m glad we’re officially internet friends. I feel like that was the final barrier keeping us apart. Anyway, I finally got around to checking out his highly boring, snoozer political, Chris Daly-bashing page when I saw it.
“In a relationship.”
For those that don’t know, if you list your MySpace status as “In a relationship,” it means you’re pretty much married and expecting triplets.
Why he chose to use his “Oh my god, I’m running for Mayor, be my MySpace friend” page as the place to announce this ridiculous mistake is beyond me. He certainly didn’t take the time to fill out any other personal info, aside from that fact that his hero is Bobby Kennedy and he’s a Libra. He didn’t even include his favorite movies (Jerry Maguire/Office Space/Titanic) or make up a list of his favorite books (The Bible/War and Peace/Esquire) so why, God why must he announce his fake, talentless girlfriend?
I’m sure Swiss Miss made him do it by insisting that her myriad of girlfriends (you know, because she’s such a girl’s girl/gal’s gal/slow’s slow) required official conformation of this sham of a union.
And nothing, I repeat, NOTHING is more official than MySpace…