Paris Hilton should have been arrested for saving Gavin’s number in her Blackberry under "Newson" so I don’t really see what the big deal is about the fuzz finally getting around to imprisoning her for being stupid.
Like everyone one else on earth, I too am over the ‘PH in the slammer’ coverage, which is why, whenever I read about it (approx. every 12.7 seconds) I just pretend they’re talking about Swiss Miss. Suddenly, I could not be more fascinated with her being dragged from a courtroom and surviving on Cheerios.
Swiss Miss + jail = heaven.
(I’m not going to go for the obvious golf cart joke here because I’m still worried about the karmic repercussions, but feel free to blow it up in the comments.)
So, little tip from me to you, pretend all this shit going down with Paris is really happening to the (other) most annoying person on earth and it’ll be easier to take...