Tuesday, May 01, 2007

i prefer honey bunches of oats...

If I were in the hospital with second degree burns on my face, neck and hands because the truck I was driving burst into flames, melted an entire freeway and fucked everyone's commute, I would hope that my family would submit a better photo than THIS to the Associated Press.
Did these people have nothing better than a photo of their beloved James pouring himself some frosted wheat puffs and looking frightened by a camera? And what about this moment needed to be captured in the first place? There's no James happilly sitting by a Christmas tree or James playing with an adorable child or even James looking all cracked out on the heroin he apparently was once addicted to.
All we get is James pouring himself some frosted wheat puffs and giving us a look that seems to say, "Why the fuck are you taking a picture of me right now?"
He probably slammed down that cereal, grabbed the camera, got in his truck and...

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hopefully you would be pictured pouring a fine wine in front of a plate of lovely cheese and grapes.
Did you see Conan last night? The Gavin joke was too funny.

Anonymous said...

HA!

Beth, you're so quick. So fast.

Jerry said...

LOL
Frosted Wheat Puffs.
Ghhetttoo!

Youre awesome Spots!

Anonymous said...

What was the Gavin joke?

Haterade said...

And it's a 6 year old photo at that. He probly has mugshots more recetn than that.

What kind of tweaker doesnt have any photos more recent than 6 years old.

jerry said...

Seriously!
I looked fabulous in my tweaked out pics!

Anonymous said...

WTF! That photo is so random.

Anonymous said...

The joke was that Conan said everyone has been so welcoming since he got to town. He said the mayor even sent him flowers yesterday, and when he called to thank him, Gavin said they are for your wife!
Cheap shot by Conan, but funny as hell.

Anonymous said...

I think I'd be less embarrassed if somebody snapped me on the toilet than getting caught with generic cereal.

That Chick said...

Because I have an amazingly boring job I actually take the time to look at the web with some level of intensity. I really think its time for me to get a real job because i found this

www.billwilsonphotos.com

Happy (bleeping) Day

Anonymous said...

Nice pics! Gavin's Dad is so cute. He's a good looking man too. I wonder where Gavin gets his freakishly tall stature from. It seems his Dad and sister are not tall. Also, are Gavin's eyes blue or green? I can never tell.