Monday, May 07, 2007

i can totally caddy...

I would just like to say, I could not be happier to live in a city where we have THIS as Mayor. I don’t know which is better: the golf pose or the group shot with Mr. Samantha Jones.
Yes I do.
It’s the golf pose.
Let’s examine.
Um, nice pants. Did he get those at International Male? Because I love it. I love everything. I love the hips. I love the timepiece. I love the shades. I love the glove. And above all, I love that he’s pretending to look at something.
Hey Gavin. It’s at your feet.
The other photo annoys me because Swiss Miss is always described as an actress. If I were Swiss Miss, and some days I wish I was, I would insist upon being described as the woman the Mayor is fucking. I would have t-shirts made. I would put it on my license plate. I would get a goddamn tattoo.
But I guess how people are listed is up to CBig, in which case, Hey CBig! She ain't no actress…

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

I was unsurpluss by the photo until I looked at the details.

Gavin definately has "space" between him and Jennifer.
Jennifer had her hair in Gavinesque style so we should call her Genypher.

Also in today's chron there is a story of the Magic theater where Gavin didn't show but Genypher did and she is wearing the cape - INDOORS such bad fashion she should be arrested.

On Gavin's attire ..I want to pull those draw string pants.

Anonymous said...

Doesnt she look so upset that some is taking the photo? Everyone else, GCN, his sis and her hubby and the other dude all look like they have alcohol induced smiles. She looks so bent and just want to be anywhere but there.

Spots.. your big ole grin would have been ear to ear...

Anonymous said...

well clearly swiss mis is upset cause Hil hates her... I bet the ladie's room talk was something like this

Hill hisses "I can't wait til he dumps you for someone more fun...like that nice beth spotswood"

cookiecrumb said...

You've been invaded.

not nice said...

Gavin's linen pants are a bit femmy and the pose is ridiculous, but yet I still want to do it with him. Swiss Miss has her requisite preppy head band on since she's at the Country Club, so I guess that was her motivation for the day/part. She always has the same look on her face courtesy of botox and restalyne, believe me. I know I'll probably be yelled at again, but I'm sure the sober sex with her has become routine and boring. Gavin needs a local, tall, smart and witty brunette to mess up his mattress and box spring.

Anonymous said...

that means you Miss Beth!

Becky said...

I just watched a video about lightening and the majority of people struck buy lightening are those attending golf matches. When it rains spectators huddle under trees and then are killed when the lightening strikes and is radiated through the ground. So I guess you could always hope that she gets struck by lightening and he needs your arms to...well, hopefully not cry. Who ever said you learning nothing of value in G.E. classes you wait until your senior year to take?

Anonymous said...

let's get swiss miss a metal hat for the next golf tourney!!

Anonymous said...

Beth, hopefully he will wear that sexy glove when he makes mad passionate love to you.