I would just like to say, I could not be happier to live in a city where we have THIS as Mayor. I don’t know which is better: the golf pose or the group shot with Mr. Samantha Jones.
Yes I do.
It’s the golf pose.
Um, nice pants. Did he get those at International Male? Because I love it. I love everything. I love the hips. I love the timepiece. I love the shades. I love the glove. And above all, I love that he’s pretending to look at something.
Hey Gavin. It’s at your feet.
The other photo annoys me because Swiss Miss is always described as an actress. If I were Swiss Miss, and some days I wish I was, I would insist upon being described as the woman the Mayor is fucking. I would have t-shirts made. I would put it on my license plate. I would get a goddamn tattoo.
But I guess how people are listed is up to CBig, in which case, Hey CBig! She ain't no actress…