Is it just me, or are these totally David Koresh glasses? I can just imagine Gavin in a standoff with the ATF, locking up his minions in the middle of City Hall and throwing grenades made out of Armani Pour Homme out the windows. We can only guess at his list of demands, but I’m pretty sure he wouldn’t go for the standard cheese pizza, cigarettes and helicopter to a waiting fueled jet.
So, because I’m such a big fan of the Top 5 lists, here are the Top 5 things Gavin Newsom would demand if engaged in a violent standoff with the government:
5. More Armani Pour Homme
4. The entire menu of Bix (lunch and dinner)
3. The entire fall 2007 Prada athletic wear collection
2. 5 cases of O’Doul’s
1. Me, so I could go on the lam with him and live a fabulous and mysterious life in seclusion, a la Bourne Supremacy before the girlfriend gets killed and ruins everything…
*Thanks Bill Wilson for the fabulous photo!