Saturday, April 07, 2007

snoozer punk'd...

As per commenter tipoff, I just checked out Molly Simms Punk’d episode, featuring none other than Jennifer “Swiss Miss” Siebel as supermodel’s friend/accomplice/token retard. Through an apparent act of God, Swiss Miss was able to keep her trap shut and look confused through the whole, ridiculous ordeal.
Shocker.
The entire segment was super boring. If this was a Yelp review, I’d give it 1 star. The best part is the fact that Molly Simms gets all pissed and busts out the Southern accent and fucking awesome outfit and Swiss Miss stands around pretending to act in August 1999 In Style Magazine page 123’s example of “What to wear if no one gives a shit who you are in Hollywood.”…

5 comments:

I'm horrible said...

Totally lame right? She so sucks. I saw the listing on her hilarious webpage and needed to alert you. I hope Molly gets it on with Gavin the way Jen got it on with Clooney right after her one time BFF Celine Balitran and George split. That would be justice. Jen is a one trick pony with her "actress" expressions and reactions. Let's hope she is better at faking orgasms with your boy Gavin.

Anonymous said...

Just had to comment on the pic of Jen and Gavin at the Pelosi swearing in. The body language is so telling. Can you say super clingy? She's all over him like a cheap suit. He looks horrified. Christ, they aren't at the movies, and who wears GOP red to a Democratic reception.

Anonymous said...

Spots, be careful. Jennifer may use your words here to concoct another positive review of her performance. She is a serious artist and dedicated to her craft you know.

Anonymous said...

sorry...http://www.marinij.com/marin/ci_5625257

but who is bethy alsup????

Spots said...

Yes. I know. I'm working on a response but am afraid I will end up in hell...