I was checking out CBig’s Sunday column in the Chronicle when I was thrown by information so fabulous, I nearly knocked over my Frappuchino.
According to Catherine, Willie Brown bought his girlfriend a Jaguar for her birthday. The car, not the animal. Obviously, this begs the question: What does Gavin get his bitches for their birthdays?
The Mayor’s such a class act, that he probably sends birthday presents to all of his ex-hos, so here are my guesses:
Kimberly Golddigger: Space Food
Sofia Milos: ESL classes
Erin Brodie: The Complete Works of Emily Post
Brittanie Mountz: floaties
Ruby Tourk: smelling salts
Swiss Miss: Who cares. All I have to say is that it better not be a fucking ring…
*Obviously, as a means on contacting me, Gavin's people have actually picked someone I know as their "hero." So CONGRATS Cliff! That rocks. Please feel free to bring Gavin to the Spotswood Summer Party. He can be at my table...