Who knew Gavin was so fiery!
I'm all aflutter after watching THIS. (You can also watch it at the bottom of this post.) When asked about the recent choirboy melee, the highly annoying and unattractive Dan from Channel 7 choose to ask Gavin if he was a boozehound, as reported HERE.
First of all, nothin' wrong with a cocktail, Dan.
Second of all, Gav looses it and it is fucking HOT. He does this bizarre and kind of embarassing dramatic clap of the hands and all I could do was imagine him getting mad at me when we get in some fight about nothing in his pied-a-terre and he storms into another room, doing the grandiose handclap.
How do you know Gavin's mad?
He does this big seal clap.
I love it! Seriously. I can't tell you how much I love this. It's like this glorious insight into all of these Newsom emotions bubbling just under his perfect surface.
It makes me want to provoke him further, knowing that something might trigger another exciting outburst, freeing Gavin from shoving his feelings further and further into the depths of his sultry-smelling soul.
I can only hope to one day present him with Little Gavin's disappointing report card, prompting Big Gavin to extinguish his pipe, angrilly rise from his fireside armchair and storm out of our den with one dramatic CLAP!