Secretly, I’ve been maintaining that Peter Ragone, Gavin’s Director of Communications is totally my boyfriend. Okay, maybe not my boyfriend, but as soon as Gavin and I start hooking up, I’ll be cheating on him with Peter.
And we all know that I hate Dan “Too Much Make-up” Noyes. I can’t trust a man who wears more rouge than me unless he’s a drag queen.
Here’s a quick recap: Peter’s been commenting on various blogs (including MY Chron one, which incidentally, made my year) and according to SFist and the hella retarded I-Team (what is that about, I-Team?), under fake names.
Peter’s been running all over the internet doing God’s work and defending Gavin and let me just say for the record, god bless him. Apparently, he’s been posting under the name ‘John Nelson’ and ‘Byorn’. Peter maintains that John Nelson is his BFF who simply happens to come over at 7am to use his computer and post comments about Peter’s boss on various blogs.
Makes sense to me.
Zoe’s always over at my house at the break of dawn spreading her various vegan and lip gloss propaganda through cyberspace. What’s the big deal?
Everyone needs to relax and focus on the real issues, like when the hell is Gavin coming back from Switzerland.
Seriously. I’m going into withdrawal.
So for the record, I adore Peter Ragone. He’s totally geek-hot, I like the way he knots his neckties and he’d fucking take a bullet for Gavin. What’s not to love…