Thursday, December 07, 2006

you're a pal and a confidant...

Poor Gavin.
Seriously. People. All I want to do is wrap my arms around his divine designer suit and tell him everything’s going to be alright. Unless he doesn’t get re-elected. In which case, we’re totally breaking up.
I guess he tried to get some chick a job thwarting terrorism or earthquakes or something and those Stupidvisors said no.
How dare they deny him anything. He could ask me to shave my head and I wouldn’t be able to get to a razor fast enough. Does anyone even bother to think of the kind of friendship it takes to completely invent a crazy job for someone? Did it occur to that hideous Board that Gavin approval is qualification enough?
When did these crack whores get so picky?
Following GCN’s glowing example of friendship, I’m going to help him out and come up with other totally necessary jobs for Linda Tripp’s less hot twin.

Hobo Communications Advisor and Stolen Grocery Cart Specialist
City and County of San Francisco Mayoral Date Screener and ID Checker
Co-Chair of the Honorary Committee to Stockpile Men’s Toiletries
“Um, hi. Our Mayor’s hotter than yours” International Advocate
Official Divorce Settlement Negotiator with Kimberly’s Attorneys on Jupiter

If none of these work for those “spiteful” Stupidvisors, I’m sure I can come up with some more strokes of genius. But come on. This ho would be fabulous at stealing Safeway carts back.
Ya hired…


sfmike said...

I don't think I'm ever going to see Ms. Conroy again without thinking "Linda Tripp's less hot twin, Hobo Communications Advisor." You're right, she'd be great.

Plus, the taxpayers of the City and County of SF would actually get something for their $250,000, which seems to be Linda's less hot twin's going rate for being in charge of something, anything, just send her to a lavish out-of-town seminar.

Anonymous said...

Sometimes, you just make my fucking day.

Sunset Boy said...

Annemarie Conroy sucks. Really, really sucks. She has been bleeding money out of San Francisco taxpayers for years for being skilled at nothing, ever since her godfather Frank Jordan gave her a fake job during his crap ass regime. Did I mention she sucks?

greg said...

I have heard that in City Hall, she has earned the nickname "AnneMarie the Hutt."