The number of people who find this blog by googling “witty evite responses” is astounding. Sadly, this is my area of expertise and I’ve compiled a list for you, broken down by occasion:
Halloween: “Trick or treat, smell my feet. I hope there are cute boys to meet.”
Christmas: “This ho, ho, ho will be in attendance.”
Dinner Party: “I’m vegan, don’t drink and only eat Kosher. Is that a problem?”
Easter: “Just like Jesus, I will rise to the occasion.”
Cocktail Party: “Shots are cocktails, right?”
Reunion: “Don’t worry. I’ve changed.”
New Year’s Eve: “I’d just like to let the other guests know, I do more than kiss at midnight. You know, just FYI…”
5 comments:
I need a birthday one, please.
2 Things:
~ That was the greatest Halloween response of all time, especially since Coco thought he was the witty one.
~ How did the reunion with those SI skanks go anyway??
I am going to 2 evite events this weekend so I took the liberty of checking them both after reading your advice, to see if I have any witty friends. Hmm. I don't think I do. My BF didn't come off too badly though, bless him. When asked what food he would be bringing to the potluck he replied thus:
"I leave Sam's talent for choosing what to bring..."
Is that witty? Maybe not, but totally endearing (especially with a french accent), to me, at least.
Have used the New Year's one several times myself.
Please come to my Birthday Party!
I am sure we can find plenty of trouble.
PS.I have a bailbondsman.
callie
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