I’m swamped at work today, so I’ll provide the Top 5 Things That Have Already Pissed Me Off Today:
5. Those in Whole Food’s Express Checkout with greater than 9 items. I counted.
4. Overly cautious drivers. I could write a book on this.
3. People who judge people who eat Halloween candy at 9:15am.
2. People who sample every single kind of free sample. Literally. If it’s free, they must get some. Immediately. God, I hate them.
1. Two parking places taken up by one car. An offense which, according to my father, should be punishable by death…