1. Brittany filed for divorce. Shocker.
2. Today, I actually saw a Deadhead sticker on a Cadillac. I looked back. You can always look back.
3. I need the hot tips on the easily crashable election parties. Man on the Inside* refuses to hook me up due to some ridiculous notion he has about my mental stability, or lack there of...
*Update: MOI texted me repeatedly from Rob Black's party at Momo's. Did he invite me? No. Did he respond to my repeated requests for sneaking me in? No. Did he frequently point out his proximity to Gavin? Yes. At one point, MOI "Bumped into GN. Literally." Big deal, MOI. I once grabbed his wine glass and snagged a sip. Although, I think Gavin actually takes these opportunities to talk to MOI whereas he appeared slightly frightened of me.
By 1am, MOI's texts were getting more and more difficult to dicipher. I guess they had an open bar or similar. I reminded MOI that his repeated texts mocking my lack of invite to THE LOSER PARTY were painfully familliar to the incident in 1991 where MOI asked me if I had heard New Kids on the Block's latest radio interview on KFAG...
4 comments:
Spots,
Just out of curiousity, do you actually believe Gavin when he claimed, in that interview you put on your site, that he and Britannie were just friends? It seems to me that he's just saying that now because he got caught with his hand in the (only 20 year old) cookie jar. Also, you're post for today is funny as usual. I always know where to go if I want to laugh. Thanks!
Don't be ridiculous.
GAVIN NEVER LIES!
Your pal,
Spots
Of course Gavin never lies, but he doesn't necessarily give the best parties either. Chris Daly's victory party at the DNA Lounge turned out to be unexpectedly fun, sexy and boozy. Wish you'd been there instead of text-messaging with the insufferable Man on the Inside.
Fun, sexy and boozy: That's what I want the title of my Obit to be...
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