Gavin’s been having a rough time lately and no one could be more devastated than yours truly. And so I was wondering, on this Thanksgiving week, what exactly Gavin is thankful for. Amazingly, and by means I’d never reveal, just guess what has fallen into my lap?
What I, Gavin Christopher Newsom, am thankful for this year:
Caller ID
The new Hugo Boss at Westfield
My top-notch staff
My sweet pad at the 4 Seasons
Hair product
My stock portfolio
That girl’s blog
Less hobos (You’re welcome, San Francisco.)
And even though Dr. Schwartzman told me to focus on positivity and harnessing my chi, here is the list of things that I, GCN, am NOT thankful for:
The Forty Motherfucking Niners
Chris Gay-ly (hehe)
Weirdo religions and the chicks that practice them
20 year olds who do not immediately disclose their age
My shitty job
Muni
The San Francisco Board of Supervisors
Art Agnos
People who give a shit about the Olympics. (Seriously. Big fucking deal.)
Anytime I see a hobo…
1 comment:
Spots, I would like to call your attention to this picture:
http://flickr.com/photos/orangeexposure/292491370/
So. Many. Things. To. Say.
You have a happy thanksgiving now. =)
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