Bill “Big Pimpin’” Clinton was in town yesterday, and the brilliant SFMike featured his gloriousness in a photo essay on his blog, including some shots of my boyfriend, who I’m about to break up with, because of THIS.
Moving on, in checking out SFMike’s blog, I found myself wondering:
Who is hotter? Gavin or Bill?
Gavin: Womanizing charmer
Bill: Womanizing charmer
Gavin: Santa Clara
Bill: Rhodes Scholar
Gavin: Liberal Genius
Bill: Invented Liberal Genius
Gavin: Raspy voiced hotness
Bill: Southern drawl hotness
Gavin: prefers boney, thin, stupid women
Bill: I’ll just say that once in Ireland, a bunch of lads thought I was Monica Lewinsky.
Gavin: Fabulous clothes, although apparently only one tie.
Bill: Old man clothes, bifocals.
Gavin: Cool side job
Bill: Cool side job
Gavin: Married a robot from Sector Eleven of the Zeldar Universe Collective.
Bill: Married an unattractive ballsy broad who got him elected POTUS.
Gavin: Attends opening of Opera with child lover.
Bill: Attends opening of orphanage in South Africa with Oprah.
Gavin: Loves gays.
Bill: Loves Streisand.
Gavin: Hair-product hottie.
Bill: Silver fox.
Gavin: Highly stalkable.
Bill: Difficult to infiltrate security detail.
Gavin: Fois gras.
Bill: Fried chicken.
Hmmmmm. Challenging. I can’t decide…
ps: Gavin will be on KFOG's morning show tomorrow morning. We shall discuss immediately following...