To my great dismay, I’ve been out of the loop on what appears to be a fabulous “mystery.” Apparently, someone’s been slapping stickers all over the city proclaiming in big, block letter, “BNE.” So horrified by these acts of vandalism, Gavin has offered a $2500 reward for the capture of this “artist.”
Artist, my ass.
THIS is a graffiti artist, folks and we should be so lucky to have Banksy grace our fair city with his masterpieces. BNE, it turns out with a quick search of “the google,” probably stands for some dude named Benet and that’s his tag. Only, he doesn’t tag it. He puts it on stickers and sticks them.
I could make stickers of a bunch of white circles on a black background and think I’m all sneaky because it stands for Spots. But I don’t. Because that is lame.
However, should I find this Benet character, I will have no problem turning his poser ass in, provided I can get my reward in the form of dinner at French Laundry and a passionate night of raunchy goings on at the Carneros Inn…