Thursday, September 07, 2006

glorious breaking news...

Oh happy day! Paris "I Serve No Purpose" Hilton was pulled over for drunk driving this morning. Glory be! Hazaa! Praise Allah! This is the best news I've heard since Vincent got booted off Runway. Stay tuned for mugshots. I hope they're teary and hideous. Who am I kidding? That bitch sees a camera and automatically turns sideways and pouts...

1 comment:

Vernetta said...

Sad to say, the dude at TMZ reported that someone at the station said the mug wasn't Nolte-esque. So you're probably right about the pouty pose...