Monday, August 14, 2006

the first sign of the apocalypse...

Dancing with the Stars has announced its upcoming Cast for Season Three of a show in which “celebrities” of varying degrees compete against each other via dance, getting voted off each week a la everything else. Among those appearing on this lesser reality show?
Football player Emmitt Smith. Talk Show Host Jerry Springer. Has-been Joey Lawrence. Oh yeah. And Tucker Carlson.
What possessed my bow-tied, right-wing extremist, Nazi lover to agree to this is beyond me. Apparently making fun of the poor, the war and Canadians wasn’t paying the bills…