Monday, July 31, 2006

he's short, so, you know...


Mel Gibson hates Jews. Color me shocked. I think his punishment should be to watch A Stranger Among Us 1000 times. I wonder if everyone in Hollywood already knew this about Mel, or if they're all flabbergasted. Because he's been walking around saying the Holocaust never happened for ages. He's proudly homophobic, once announcing in an interview that assholes were for "only for taking a shit." Christ, he even issued a bizarre statement regarding Terri Schaivo on some random radio show.
All I'm saying is, no one ever accused this guy of being a rocket scientist.
You know who's got the best cocktail party story ever? The arresting officer.
"Hey Jim, so is it true what we read about Mel Gibson's anti-Semitic tirade?"
"Tip of the iceberg, Steve. Tip of the iceberg..."

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

That's a great story. Waiting for more. » »