After God intervened and helped Gavin dump Sofia’s Eurotrash, MysticTan ass, I checked her website to see if she issued a statement. Lo and behold, here’s what I found:
As many of my fans might have hear, I have ended my special relationship with His Excellency, Mayor Gavin Newcomb. I am saddened to say it, but it is the true. I cry for little while, but my friend and spiritual advisor, L. Ron Hubbard, help me realize to move on. Also, I paint in the nude which make me feel good. I wish Gavin all the best of the lucks, and I hope he remember me fondly and the things I teach him. I hope you catch my special mini-series on the T.V. and check back for times when I appear to sign my book, Uh, How Do You Say? Thank you for your kindnesses and letter to me. I really love you in special ways. Reach for the stars!
Okay, okay. Not really. But wouldn’t that shit be awesome…