god, i love the internet...

So, uh, believe it or not, after the immense success of my DLISTED interview with Michael K., I've decided you wonderful readers deserve my biggest celebrity coup yet. I'd be tremendously more excited if he didn't answer my questions in an incredibly boring and sadly, unfunny way, but I can't control the famous. And I'd just like to remind everyone that the greatest interviewee on my blog thus far has been my hilarious friend Jacob Sirof.
However, when fucking Todd Hockney answers my 5 questions via MySpace, I have to post them. I mean, the title of this very blog is from my all time favorite movie, starring today's Celebrity Interviewee. This should be the greatest day of my life.
Go see him at Cobb's this coming weekend. I've seen him twice and he's way funnier in person. I mean, Walken impressions never get old.
Ladies and gentleman, Kevin Pollak:

Spots: How is Steven Baldwin so pompous considering the fact that he starred in BioDome?

Kevin: Stephen is just that way cause................he's nuts.

Spots: Did Tom Cruise ever try and convert you to Scientology?

Kevin: Sorry to disappoint my fellow cynics, but Tom was truly 100% real and normal. If anything, he's a bit nerdy, but that's literally the worst I could say about him. And, trust me, if I had a reason to slam him, I would.

(Spots calls bullshit.)

Spots: What is your favorite thing about San Francisco Mayor, Gavin Newsom?

Kevin: I don't know much about the Mayor, but I did think it was great the way he stood up for gay marraiges, long before the other Mayors.

(snooze.)

Spots: If you were a hobo, what would your cardboard sign say?

Kevin: "Will impersonate Walken for spare change..."

Spots: Will you be supporting Christopher Walken in his 2008 Presidential bid?

Kevin: Natch

I don't even get that last one.
What'd he have a whole team of monkeys working on this one...