To know me is two know that I am obsessed with 2 websites on the entire internet. My own, and DLISTED. Created by the genius Michael K., Dlisted's constant celebrity trash talking is often times the only thing that keeps me going. His coverage of the ongoing Lohan/Hilton feud is both cutting edge and biting, his writing about Lewis, the violent cat recently sentanced to death is hilarious yet timely and his brilliant commentary on international pop culture is the basis for most of my happiness. I can't believe this bitch answered my questions, albeit x-ratedly...
Spots: Who is the most ghetto celebrity and why?
Michael K: Paris Hilton, because she will suck a dick for a can of Fanta.
Spots: What's your favorite thing about San Francisco Mayor, Gavin Newsom?
(DISCLAIMER: This answer grossed even me out)
Michael K: My favorite thing about him is that he swallows and I got chunky stuff...so it takes a real man to swallow mine. Oh shit, am I gonna get into some kind of trouble for saying that shit?
Spots: How do you select your Hot Sluts of the day, week, month and year?
Michael K: As dorky as it sounds, I keep a list. I seriously carry around this ugly notepad and whenever I think a hot person, I jot them down. Readers also write me with hot suggestions.
Spots: Can I be one of them?
Michael K: Send me a nude pic of yourself and you can.
Spots: If you could pick 5 people to share a booth with at Bungalow 8, who would it be and why?
Michael K: Probably some doctor who specializes in STDs, because if it's Bungalow 8 then Paris Hilton will be there and I'm going to need some strong meds to not contract whatever she's got. I would have to say Star Jones, because I'm on a diet right now and I don't want to have an appetite. Looking at her face will secure that for me. Vin Diesel, because I need someone gayer than me at the table. Lewis the Cat, because bitch will kill anybody who fucks with me and lastly Lindsay Lohan...because seeing her try to beat down Paris's ass will provide my entertainment!
That was incredible. Thank you, Michael K. and all you bitches should read Dlisted...