So, when Andy, Mike and I dined at Q on Tuesday night, we marveled at how Andy kept making eyes at this one guy in a maroon sweater, clearly eyeing Andy right back. Maroon was clearly on a date, but that didn’t stop the blatant flirting and complete ridiculousness of gay mating rituals. I mean, waves and winks were exchanged, people.
Today, Andy received an e-mail in his Manhunt account. For those who aren’t fag hags, Manhunt is basically Match.com for homos. I just received an e-mail from Andy, entitled, “Beth, you’re going to HOWL with laughter when you read this:”
Lo and behold, I howled.
From: NiceCouple
Subject: hello cutie
Date: Wed May 03, 2006 11:28 PM
I hope you can recognize our pictures on here, but we are contacting you beacuse we saw you the other night (tuesday) having dinner at Q on clement street. You were with another young tall guy and a pretty girl.
We would have wanted to say hi while we were waiting for our table but we did not want to interrupt your meal. It would be nice if you could give us a call and we could maybe get together for coffee somewhere.
I know this is a strange way to approach people but I remember seeing your picture on here and this was our only way to get in touch with you.
Jim and Tom
415-555-1234
415-555-1235
P.S. We may delete this profile quite soon, please be so kind to use the phone to get a hold of us. Thank you very much., I hope we will become friends.
Go ahead, Miss Andy...
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