Tuesday, May 02, 2006

i leave town for three days and THIS happens...
















You people DO realize this is some kind of Scientology brain programming going on here, right? I mean, obviously, she's melting his soul and stealing his energy. She must be stopped. I repeat, she MUST be stopped...

6 comments:

b.t.o.b. said...

Picture Matt Gonzalez in that photo...

Spots said...

Is it just me, or does Euro totally look like JLo?

Anonymous said...

Spots,

Don't assume too much from what Gavin says on the radio about Sofia or the pictures you see of the two of them together. Did it ever occur to you that last Friday when they asked Gavin about Sofia on the radio he said what sounded the best because he's a politician? I mean, really, can he say "Yea, I met this hot chick with big boobs. She invited me down to L.A. right after I met her. I, of course, accepted the invitation so I could do her and we've been boinking ever since. The sex is unbelievable!"? No, he has to sound like a sweet innocent boy in love because that will endear him to his constituents. Secondly, that photo you posted could have been one among many taken as they were just about to hold hands to dance together. The press used it because the more they can pump up this relationship by making them look madly in love, the more their stories will sell. Also, this relationship, whether it works out or not helps Gavin and Sofia. He makes Hollywood connections that helps his political career because most celebrities are Democrats that would probably support him. And she gets easy publicity and a hot boyfriend (I mean had you ever heard of this woman before she dated Gavin? I didn't!) They probably are both using each as well in those regards. I'm not saying she isn't stealing his soul and he won't end up being beamed up to whatever planet she thinks she is going to with her. But, I am saying, this could be a lusty affair that will slowly die just as much as he could fall in love with her. You'll know in the end when he either dumps her or ruins his career to marry a Scientologist. In the end, I hope you get him. By the way, in some of your pictures, you look like Gina Davis.

Spots said...

Reason Number 657 why I love Gavin is his blind, merciless ambition. And I am entirely confident that this "lusty affair" WILL die, although I could be wife number 4 or something, in which case a prenup is out of the question.
And finally, the only other person who came up with that Geena Davis thing was when I was driving a drunk straight guy home, myself being surprisingly sober, and he looked over and was like, "THAT's who it is! It's been driving me crazy. You know who you look like? That tall bitch from that ridiculous chick baseball movie."

Um, isn't she, like 50?

Anonymous said...

Spots,

Yes, Geena Davis is about fifty. She's also gorgeous and was a very successful model when she was about your age. Trust me, it's a compliment.

Anonymous said...

Trust me E.A.S., I love you more that everyone else combined. It even hurts sometimes. And Gavin is not only not cool (yeah baby. not cool) but he is stupid. He is a stupid, stupid gel haired man.
Come on! You know better! You know me!

w.a.h.c.c.