Ladies and Gentlemen, Doug Benson! Yep, star of Best Week Ever on VH1 and The Marijuanalogues. Oh, and lest I forget, Curb Your Enthusiasm. Hell, folks. He was even on an episode of Friends. Yes! I rule...
Spots: What's your favorite thing about Gavin Newsom?
Doug: My favortie thing about Gavin Newsom is that I don't know who he is.
Spots: If you were a hobo, what would your cardboard sign say?
Doug: "Pick me up, and you can drive in the carpool lane."
Spots: Who is your favorite Golden Girl and why?
Doug: That's like asking me to choose between cancer and AIDS. And two other things. Sorry, but the only way I could do it is in a haiku. (see number 5)
Spots: Which celebrity that you've met is the biggest asshole? Explain.
Doug: Catherine Keener was mean to me once. But I deserved it.
Spots: Weed vs. Booze in haiku, please.
Doug: i like pot a lot
and i also enjoy booze
i pick dorothy
Doug can be seen April 21st and 22nd at Cobb's Comedy Club.