6:30-7:30: Jog through Presidio in black Prada athletic apparel while listening to Gorillaz on his iPod.
7:30-8:15: Shower and grooming, selection on morning business ensemble.
8:15-8:30: Hair product application.
8:30-9:30: “hanging out” with Larry Page and Sergey Brin at The Grove.
9:30-9:45: anonymously picks up litter on sidewalk.
9:45-10:30: Passes out umbrellas to hobos.
10:30-12:00: Affects positive city-wide, national and global change at his office in City Hall.
12:00-12:15: Reviews his favorite posts from my blog archives.
12:15-12:30: Uncomfortable phone call with Sophia Milos, who’s not getting the hint.
12:30-2:00: Lunch at the One Market with political advisors. Fellow diners overhear the following snippets, “Yeah, but does it HAVE to be Oval? And why the tacky crest on the rug? That shit’s gotta be redesigned before I even consider running. Call Stanlee.”
2:00-2:45: Opening of affordable housing complex/former crack den. Stops to talk to tweaker street person and inspires them to get clean.
2:45-3:30: Attends recital of 4th Grade’s re-enactment of the Zodiac killings. Starts the standing ovation.
3:30-4:00: Conference call with Divorce lawyers.
5:00-5:45: Cocktails at Bix with Rick and Vincent, a gay couple he married and befriended. Agrees to pose for sidewalk photo with their new terrier, Kelly Barkson.
5:45-6:30: Heads home for meditation and sauna.
6:30-7:30: Evening apparel selection.
7:30-8:15: General grooming, hair product application and fragrance spritz (Gucci, Envy for Men), while listening to Matisyahu.
8:15-10:45: Dinner at supperclub with winners of Alice radio’s “Have dinner with the Mayor” contest. Tells charming stories while subtly looking at his Breitling.
10:45-12:00: Drinks with senior staff and groupies at Tosca. Makes fun of winners of Alice radio’s “Have dinner with the Mayor” contest.
12:00-12:30: Home for bubble bath and reading of Gandhi on NonViolence by Mohandas K. Gandhi.
12:30-1:00: Reads my blog and quietly chuckles.
1:15: Peaceful slumber, dreams of a better world for all of God’s children…and me.