Wednesday, January 18, 2006

if you consider 2003 "vintage"...

Apparently, those bitches over at Chanel forgot to mention to Reese Witherspoon that some skank already wore her "vintage" dress to the same event 3 years ago. Seriously, folks. Nothing takes away the glow of winning a Golden Globe faster than finding out Kristin Dunst already worked the red carpet in that very frock ages ago. Quelle horreur.
But Reese looks better, got the trophy and is married to a god. Plus, she's in good company. The same shit happened to me at the 1989 Father/Daughter Dance...

*I can almost see the bubble over Siguorney's head, "Get your colorless feet off my dress, you talentless whore, before I blacklist your ass back to Jumanji."

2 comments:

Elliot said...

Kirstin Dunst is the Horse Faced Woman.

Miss Anthrope said...

The dress itself isn't that great... looks like foil covered up with Barbie-cloth material. And yes, Kirstin Dunst isn't the cutest girl: borderline androgynous with a plate-face to boot!