After 2 years of working together, countless hours of random discussion and many, many trips to get lunch at Whole Foods, I’ve finally stumped BenCoeFreakShow. The question that he is still completely unable to answer?
If you could have one fruit as the one and only fruit you could eat, in additional to all other non-fruit food, for the rest of your life, what would that fruit be?
My god. You’d think I asked him to pick which parent he loved more. Ben is completely flummoxed, spending 10 minutes discussing his love of strawberries, detailing how “refreshing” he finds them. Then, onto bananas and their healthful “heartiness.” Peppering me with questions and desperate for a loophole, Ben needed to know the details of my criteria.
What if the fruit isn’t in season?
Um, it’s always the best version of your fruit.
Well, what’s your fruit?
Hmmm. Good choice. But pineapple is very acidic. It’ll ruin the enamel on your teeth. But I like pineapple. It’s a nice choice. God, this is a good question.
Well, what’s in gonna be, freakshow?
Based upon your criteria, I’m going with strawberries. God, I love strawberries. They’re so refreshing…