Everyone thinks their family is weird, right?
Well, mine’s weirder and here’s my favorite quote of the weekend. Its Christmas morning and my parents, brother and I are opening presents around the tree along with my uncles, Bill and Ted.
Yep. Bill and Ted.
Bill’s in town from Savannah and had shipped all of his presents in advance, one of them to my mother with the following card attached:
To Joanne, Merry Christmas! Love Chris and Martin.
My mother sits with the gift on her lap, looking slightly confused and innocently asks, “Who are Chris and Martin?”
With utter seriousness and mildly annoyed, my Uncle Bill sighs, “They’re my birds, Joanne.”
4 comments:
My dogs received more Christmas presents than I did. My parents are suffering from a distinct lack of grandchildren.
My Dog got more presents than I have over my life time! What's up with that?
that's funny as shit!
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