But for the 3 people who care (2 plus me) Talan is engaged to Kimberly Stewart, who I’m convinced is secretly 45 years old. Am I the only one completely flipping out about this? Maybe it’s the pot of coffee I just chugged, maybe it’s my growing excitement for the H&M opening shindig tonight or maybe it’s the fact that I am in possession of nothing resembling a life, but I am floored!
Here is why I object:
1. He’s 12. She’s uh, how do I put this, been around the block.
2. How can Talan, whom I’m not wild about in the first place, go from the wonderfully troubled and fashion forward Lindsey Lohan to this skank?
3. I actually just had to explain to someone who they both were. (He’s from Laguna Beach, a reality show about gorgeous children and she’s Rod Stewart’s daughter/Paris Hilton’s sidekick.) At least one of them should be officially famous. They’re both like, R-list celebrities.
I cannot believe how this news is affecting my day. This really is quite sad…