Saturday, November 19, 2005

cuz i'm a winner...

I took my hungover self to a matinee showing of Jarhead this morning. (Harry Potter was sold out.) I noted that I was parked on the 5th floor, and upon my return from two hours of testosterone, couldn’t find my car. I wandered floor after floor, convinced some idiot with bad taste jacked my ride. When I found her, sadly and obviously on the 4th floor, I wondered why I was so sure I parked the old girl on 5. I looked at the ground to confirm that somewhere near Rhonda the Honda was painted a huge 5. Lo and behold, there it was. Only this time, I also noticed the MPH after it...

1 comment:

Sunset Boy said...

Another classic, Beth!!
BEN