2 Top 5's...

The Top 5 Things I wish I had done last night:

5. Sang “At Last” while crawling on top of a piano at some smoky caberet joint
4. Enjoyed a $20 glass of wine alone at a very fancy bar while appearing fabulously mysterious and unattainable
3. Been the last person alive to finally see Sideways
2. Found a secret, unguarded entrance into Saks and gone crazy, a la Manequin
1. George Clooney

Top 5 Reasons I Love Jason:

5. He's straight, yet has gorgeous “natural” highlights
4. I enjoy working out with him as he has seen me look far worse
3. He lets me pick out his clothes from high end retailers
2. He e-mails me occasional words of support and tranny photos
1. He gets invited to the OPENING OF H&M (!!!) and invites Zoe and me. I’m talking snacks, booze and discounts, people, not to mention untouched racks of fabulously wonderful apparel…



Jason's "friend" and the likeness of Jason she created in her basement studio...