I've got nothing. Paranoia prevents me from writing about anything interesting that's been happeneing, because it's all about my job, I've yet to embarass myself as profoundly as I did the other night and I've taken today off work to hike around Pt. Reyes and buy West Marin cheese. Like I said, I've got nothing.
Thus, for those tremendously bored and desperate for obnoxious, self-serving commentery, allow me to direct you to the following:
www.foxnews.com (i had to. i set myself up for it so beautifully.)
I'll be back tonight or tomorrow. But seriously. This shit is harder than it looks...