Tuesday, October 11, 2005

accompanied by big chris...

To: BigChris@copymachines
From: Beth@fabuloustheater


What are you doing tonight? Can you be free at 6:30?

To: Beth@fabuloustheater
From: BigChris@copymachines


Maybe. I just have to go to the gym tonight that's about it. Why?

To: BigChris@copymachines
From:
Beth@fabuloustheater


Well, can you meet me (dressed appropriately) in front of Joe’s Comedy Club at 6:30? Zoe’s boss (insert name of socialite, owner of insert name of fancy hotel) is co-chair of a (insert name of controversial national cause) benefit there and can’t go, so she’s giving us her ($250 a head) tickets. Free food, booze, and comedy, plus we’ll mingle with the socialites. Zoe, Richard and I are meeting there at 6:30 for the VIP reception. And we have an extra ticket. You get to be my date!

To: Beth@fabuloustheater
From: BigChris@copymachines


Sweet. I love (insert cause)! Birth control for all the ladies !
Joe's is right next to slutty's bar right? What does dressed appropriately
mean? Like I'm going to a night club? So are you saying nikes and
baggy jeans are out of the question ?

To: BigChris@copymachines
From: Beth@fabuloustheater


Try to find a shirt with sleeves. I’ll be in gold stilettos. And act like a grownup. It’s for Zoe’s work. If you were dropping $250, what would you wear?

To: Beth@fabuloustheater
From: BigChris@copymachines


Cool. I'll be on my best behavior but I will probably get really
drunk and eat a lot. Also, I'm taking off work early so I can go and
do the party pump so I'll look buff for the high society ladies.

To: BigChris@copymachines
From: Beth@fabuloustheater


Fabulous. Where will you meet me? In front of Joe’s at 6:30? Be on time, bitch!

To: Beth@fabuloustheater
From
:
BigChris@copymachines

Compose yourself, butt-head. I'll be in front onJoe’s @ 6:30.
I'll be the guy wearing a shirt w/ sleeves which by the way
is disservice to the world because I won't be able to show off
the pythons that escaped from the city zoo.

7 comments:

Spots said...

Who ARE you, Tacoma, Washington? Seriously. Who the hell are you? You're freaking us out...

Anonymous said...

2 hours! This Tacoma person has been on for 2 hours?

We see you, Tacoma. We just don't know who you are. Fess up!

Spots said...

They have now been on for 3 hours! Tacoma, what gives! And they got here by Googling Zoe. Curious...

Anonymous said...

wait, wait, wait. you can see who's on your blog and for how long?

Spots said...

Terrifying, isn't it? Actually, I can see the IP address, origin of their server and how many pages they view. But not who. Usually, if you just look at the main page, it'll say 0 minutes, 1 second. Bizarre. But if you delve into the archives for 3 hours, TACOMA, it stands out against everyone else. I can see that shit. And I can see how they found my blog; if they linked from Laura, if they googled something strange or worse - me or someone I know, etc.

Wait, this is a good blog. I'll write about it tomorrow...

But damnit, Tacoma. WTF?

Anonymous said...

Relax, babygirl. We love you, and whomever they are, well..they love you too.

Spots said...

Props to Ben M. for immediately guessing the identity of the priest at Mecca. Nice work...