Wednesday, June 22, 2005

first pet and the street you grew up on...

Kudos to Andy for securing his dream job in the gay porn industry. In an exciting career twist, Andy must come up with a faux name for his mention in the porn credits. Now, while dear Andy does not act in said adult films, he is responsible for verifying the age of the actors, filling out insurance forms and alphabetizing the huge catalog of films, among other things, he does indeed get listed in the credits. Apparently, it’s standard practice for everyone involved in the film to have fake names, not just the stars.
He refused to go by the old standby of selecting your first pet’s name and adding the street you grew up on, making me Toby Magee. He wanted something catchy. After hemming and hawing, calling me at all hours with new considerations and a variety of options, he has finally settled on Randy Johnson.
This cracks him up to no end…

8 comments:

laura said...

In case anyone cares, my alias would be Caviar Hendon. Dirty.

A.P.S. said...

Ok I know is sooo predictable that I would be the one to point this out but, Randy Johnson is a very real all-star pitcher for the Yankees. And is probably one of the best southpaws of all time. I can think of nobody on earth that is less like Andy think 6'10 mullet wearing Randy Johnson

Spots said...

Big Chris already alerted me to this fact hours ago. He also included a picture, which begs the question: Why are baseball players so white trash?

metro said...

And white trash he is! I happened to be playing blackjack in Vegas at the same table as him about 10 years ago. While he was still a young player, he was undoubtedly making millions of dollars a year. Here we were, betting 2 dollars a hand and he was furious every time he lost, about to lash out and choke the dealer. You can take a kid out of the double-wide...

Spots said...

I was just on the phone with my mother, and in the background, I hear my father scream, "Tell her Jumper Francisco says hi."

Sunset Boy said...

OK, first of all, you know this, but your Dad clearly rocks. And I never was a fan of the pet/street gimmick as my name would have been -Rosey Kirkham.
BEN

Christine said...

I would be Sandy Noriega, so fitting for the Sunset...it's terrible.

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