don't leave me this way...

My fellow blogger, Laura, recently posted news of Gavin Newsom getting back together with his half woman/half horse estranged wife. Apparently, they were spotted dining with several local social butterflies, including my former employer! Gavin was overheard introducing it as “my wife.”
I know. I know. I’m really upset too.
I would rather Gavin get highlights and announce that he’s gay than remarry that freak. I would rather Gavin wear elastic waist khakis and Member’s Only jackets. I would rather Gavin turned Republican and denounce art. I would rather Gavin be caught with European child porn. Anything, and I mean anything, is better than his reunion with Kimberly, the visually and verbally offensive creature from the cheap lagoon...