Tuesday, May 03, 2005

finger on the pulse...

I like to think that I’m hip to each and every current trend. Thus, I’ve been hoping to find a severed finger in my food. Everyone’s been finding them, or at least claiming to, and I’m feeling out of the loop. I can’t imagine how I’d react if I actually did bite down on a severed digit, but I think it would include screaming and projectile vomiting.
This morning, on the way to work, I imagined a new bumper sticker. The possibilities are limitless, so I leave it up to your imagination.

I found a finger in my _______, and you don’t see me suing anyone…

1 comment:

Sunset Boy said...

Would you get those bumper stickers printed up at Kinko's? I hear Keiko needs a new assignment...