Last year, a woman got drunk and passed out at one of our parties. Subsequently, she started calling the office, becoming obsessed with Margot and then with me. Last week, she got Kristin on the phone and started asking her where I lived, what I liked to do, if I hang out with my co-workers… So my boss grabbed the phone and told her to leave us alone. Crazy responded with the following letter received today:
“You dumb shit mother f’er. You look like a kindergarten teacher in your stupid f’ing office. You think you’re some big executive running a company. You make no money at all- you dumb F head. Grow up – stupid housewife and act like a dummy. I am an attorney and a registered nurse. EAT MY SHIT. I will go to the mayor and everything if I’m not put on the mailing list. This is just a truthful letter, you dumb F. Get with it, idiot- go home, sew, cook or learn how to deal with all types of people. Real professionals. I will report you all over-you son of a bitch, mother f’er. You have a zero IQ.”
The best part is that she refuses to spell out “Fuck.”
The second best part is that she still expects to be put back on the mailing list...
5 comments:
Um, okay. Now I'm worried. This nut doesn't know where you live, right?
I'm on my way over.
Nope. She don't know where I live. I'm on my way to a work thing anyway. But you can go protect Zoe if it'll make you feel all big and man-like.
Keep up the good work
»
This is very interesting site... » »
This is very interesting site... » » »
Post a Comment