This morning, my alarm went off as usual at 7:15. I turned on my lamp and blinked. I opened my eyes and it was 8:20. Fuck! I ran through the shower and into my clothes, threw together my gym bag and dress up clothes for my outing tonight, made coffee in 3 seconds, grabbed my shit and ran out the door...only to find a hobo asleep on the hood of Rhonda the Honda.
I don't have time for this, Mr. Bojangles! Haul ass...
1 comment:
hi bethie,
I just read your bog and am sitting in my office laughing out loud picturing you already late, rushing to your car, only to find a bum sleeping it off on your hood. priceless. this kinda shit does not happen in the sunset. have a nice day.
chris
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