Yesterday, after a lovely brunch, Itty and Joe came over to watch the Golden Globes Pre-Show and subsequent Awards Show. E! Entertainment Television begins their Pre-Show at noon, filled with nonsense pop quizes and interviews with the caterers. Much of it is hosted by E! personality "Giuliana", whom I loathe. At one point, Itty, Joe, and Bonnie encouraged me to write the following letter...
I'm writing in response to your appalling lack of skills in all genres. In watching the Golden Globes Pre-Show, I was forced to re-watch a lesser episode of MTV's Made because I was made so uncomfortable by your inability to function. Please explore alternate careers, preferably those behind the camera.