Bonnie and I waited in line for fucking ever to vote this morning. But, like true Americans, we made good use of our time. And by good use, I mean we elbowed each other every time a hot guy showed up in line.
I think the highlight of the morning was when Bonnie announced to everyone in line, "It's hot as shit out here." Ah, freedom of speech.
Tonight's my big election night show. Normally, I wouldn't make you watch boring, incredibly local political commentary, but I've been working my tail off on this stupid show and I'm terrified everything will go wrong. Thus, I encourage you to watch. You'll have plenty to make fun of, and if you stick around till 10:42pm, Ms. Zoe Stagg will be interviewed live from Oregon, reporting on the madness of swing state elections. What could be more fascinating?