Yesterday being Sunday, Bonnie, Big Chris, and I met Joe at Hobbson's Choice for an afternoon of drinking and general mayhem. Chris drove us over there in his huge, elderly person Camry, and we were forced to listen to his extensive collection of Eminem. A mere 4 blocks away from our house and I couldn't take it anymore. I told Chris to put on the gay station.
After 5 minutes of moans and groans from the gangsta rap honkie posers in the front seats, Bonnie and Chris finally turned the dial to ENERGY 92.7 and the party began.
This radio station is so gay, in their on air promos, they proclaim, "Wanna tell if a guy is straight or gay? Turn on ENERGY 92.7 and if he doesn't dance, he's straight." They also say, "What Beach Blanket Babylon is to theater, 92.7 is to radio." That always cracks Andy and I up.
Needless to say, it's pretty much all I listen to.
The thing is, they play awesome music. Within mere seconds, Chris and Bon were singing along to Depeche Mode, Madonna, and Erasure. Everyone loves this shit, so I don't get what all the bitching is about. That is, until, The Bucketheads song, "The Bomb (These Sounds Fall into My Mind)" came on. We were driving along having a lovely time until Chris announces, "This is the gayest song I've ever heard in my life."
Hardly. Straighty over here obviously knows nothing of gay culture.
That sounds like a challenge to me.
I have now created the GAYEST MIX OF ALL TIME!
"I'm a dirty frat boy on a dirty soccer team, go into the locker room after wrestling"
-"Soccer Practice" by Johnny McGovern (officially the gayest song on earth)