I'm currenly reading 3 books, one of which is an attempt to re-read the origional Les Miserables in French (I'm on page 4). The others are trashy, drugstore novels that cost nickels and I secretly love. Today, upon reading the following passage, I finally decided that I can no longer consider myself an intellectual snob and it turns out, I'm just as stupid as everyone else, if not stupider.
"Fuck English in the ass with a hydrochloric acid dildo. The wave of the future is science."