So, I'm on the phone with Andy and he's telling me about his BAVAC classes. Andy's become pals with a fortysomething, dreadlocked homo classmate named Deno. Andy invited Deno to the Tranny Shack tonight, and I said, "Oh. Like a date?"
"No, no, no. I'd never date him. Never. I would never date Deno... I wouldn't even have sex with him."